Words to live by

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink…

Posted on: May 18th, 2011 by Alan Kaufman

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
-by Jack Handy

Let us toast to animal pleasures…

Posted on: May 9th, 2011 by Alan Kaufman

“Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives… and to the “good life”, whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.”
- Hunter S. Thompson

Ol’ Blue Eyes says, so he says to me…

Posted on: April 27th, 2011 by Baumz

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”